devolution

While we should all be joyous at the passage of Tennessee's Evolution bill, let us not get mired in celebration, people. Too long have the state's dental school's navigated around the heavy absence of the Tooth Fairy from the text books...

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT the fuck up...

What?

I've spent nearly the last five years patiently crouching in the corner waiting for this place to turn into a porn site, and now you just waltz back...

I was technically doing the "Lindy Hop".

...with political shtick?

Well, it was actually a near half decade blackout for that SOPA business if you must know. I'm quite prescient.

Whatever. Save your opinions for the Myspaces.

You really have been crouching there this whole time. Sorry, I never knew...

It wasn't that bad. You left a great deal of gin and country ham...Plus, I ate all the other neglected characters.

Oh...even...

Actually, I ate them first to ensure more gin and ham for myself. Survival of the fittest, you know.

Not really. We never went over that in science.

Ugh...