as this confessed manning hater sits stewing in the tragic absence of shadenfreuden, one superbowl question still lingers...
Was Phil Simms born without eyebrows or did he merely lose them at some point?
posted by Rex L. Camino at 9:42 PM
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Chalk one up for the Pokemon bullies.
I am not a Phil Simms fan. I'm thinking they were burned off by Bill Parcells in a crime of passion back in the Giants days.
But, alas, that's just me.
Why does the world really need Phil Simms and Boomer Esiason if they are, in fact, the same person?
If they're not, they could grow some dreadlocks and star in a Matrix sequel.
He has the same affliction that Whoopie Goldberg has.
HA. I hate Manning, too. I was seriously rooting for the Bears.
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