Wednesday, August 31, 2005

not major dad

How do I feel about being on this google search?
Some of you people are just plain sick and in need of counseling. Simon and Simon was a quality television program and fun for the whole family. It taught my generation countless life lessons and demonstrated that two men could be brothers without both of them having a moustache. It showed us that Magnum, P.I. scripts didn't have to be thrown away and could be edited slightly for two lead characters and used again the next week. It highlighted all that was good about the cookie cutter detective dramas of the nineteen-eighties, and for you perverts to seek it out for your perversions is quite distasteful.
Yes, you should be ashamed.
Tom Selleck is considerably more attractive than Gerald McRaney.

6 Comments:

Blogger Kat Coble said...

Why would anyone in their right mind want to search for that?

Look out, Rex.

Delta Burke will become a regular reader.

12:33 AM  
Blogger Stella said...

Hilarious. And why now?

9:31 AM  
Blogger Rex L. Camino said...

There are so many more questions than answers.

9:40 AM  
Blogger melusina said...

You get the best searches.

More importantly, why would anyone think Gerald McRainy had posed in a bikini?

10:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was a "very special" episode of Simon & Simon.

11:51 AM  
Blogger Rex L. Camino said...

Maybe it was a "very special" episode of Major Dad in which they confronted the issue of "don't ask, don't tell."

3:38 PM  

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