making the most of our time together
Cats, I've found, are essential to maintaining one's sanity while battling insomnia, as is the ability to make tiny hats out of construction paper. However, one cannot expect the first to always appreciate the second.
Bastard just ate his sombrero.
posted by Rex L. Camino at 4:55 AM
4 Comments:
hahahahahaha! Welcome home, you were missed!
Sara Sue
Next time make that hat out of smoked salmon.
Make me one, while you're at it.
Yeah I also had a nasty case of insomnia yesterday. I woke up at 3:00 AM and just decided to get ready for work. At 3:00 AM. Smart.
It’s moments like that that make me wish I’d spring for a midget to live in my closet. That way if ever I again try to throw on a suit at 3:00 AM, he’ll be waiting there with a bat to crack across my face and say “Not today! Go back to sleep, be-otch!”
Plus he could fold my clothes while he’s in there. I hate doing that anyway.
Gracias, Sara Sue.
That's an interesting idea, gnightgirl, but I swore to never attempt another fish head adornment after the great herring toupe mishap back in twenty aught-four.
Let me know when you get you a little person, JD, and I'll make them the finest deerstalker cap ever erected in paper form.
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