Saturday, July 30, 2005

and a porkpie hat

Don't think that I wouldn't want one of those pencil thin moustaches, because I certainly would. I can grow one, mind you, but it is the maintenance of intricate facial hair that is the problem. One needs a steady hand and good sense of symmetry.
I'm afraid that my hands posses the resolve of a fruit bat in a wind tunnel, and my symmetrical detection is perhaps too keen. I am the sort who will sit there all day after shaving and constantly measure my sideburns to see that they are even. They never are, and I am coming to accept that. Life is simply unfair unfair to some.


Blogger lotus said...

You could just shave your entire head, & do away with the need for symmetry all together. I'm talking eyebrows, lashes, nose hairs, ear canals, the whole shebang.

11:44 PM  
Blogger Rex L. Camino said...

Indeed. I would love to have a full body wax at regular intervals and then walk the earth smooth as a baby seal for the rest of my days.

8:54 AM  
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