i really should invest in a calendar

After macing a gang of dwarf pirates I quickly slammed and locked the door, turned off all the lights, and then fixed myself another drink. I may have also screamed like a little girl, but the source of the shrill cry is still being debated. There frankly isn't enough evidence at the moment to attribute it to any one individual.

Anyway, I then remembered it was Halloween.

However, it occurs to me now that Halloween would be the perfect opportunity for the dwarf pirates to take over.