man shot in argument over james brown's height
You can read this breaking news from my beloved home state via Mobile's Press-Register .
By the way, the "Hardest Working Godfather of Al Sharpton", if the deranged-looking stalker on this site is to be believed, stood a mere five foot six.
posted by Rex L. Camino at 3:42 PM
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If I was Elaine and you were Jerry on Seinfeld, I would push you really hard and scream "Get OUT."
This is the best story of the day.
Were Elaine.
And damn, I suck.
Editing is not my gig. (Wait ... )
Don't worry, 'coma. I was once an actual teacher of English to young and impressionable children, yet my writing is riddled with errors.
Theirs will be too.
I swear...everything associated with James Brown's demise is freaky. I read this morning that they haven't even buried him yet. They've got his coffin in his house and it's temperature controlled!
Perhaps they await his zombie return.
My writing is riddled with herpes, does that count?
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