Tuesday, June 14, 2005

under seige

AMC Viewer Mail
200 Jericho Quadrangle
Jericho, NY 11753

Dear AMC,

While taste in film is certainly subjective and criteria for an “American movie classic” ranges from individual to individual, I feel confident in letting you know that any reasonable definition precludes films starring, containing cameos of, or in any way eluding to Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal, or Jean Claude Van Damme. I think we would all agree that each of these is a second tier action star at best, and that their body of work comprises an unfortunate time in American culture. Yet I can’t flip by your channel without seeing one of their travesties being broadcast in all its tragic waste of film. This is not funny anymore.

Just stop it. Seriously.


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