merchandise of doom

Need a light switch cover? Fresh out of post cards? At a loss for what to get that father who relies on Father's Day and other assorted holidays for his wardrobe? Want to do all you can to get me that senate seat just in case it actually happens and I turn out to be the type to hold a grudge against the non-believers?

Well, do I have the solution for you.

By the way, does this count as a campaign contribution?