to the lady who just moved into the house behind me
I was not yelling at you. I realize that my fence obscured your view of the dog, but it was a reasonable assumption that my shouts of "stop eating the rabbit shit and get the hell in the house" were not in any way intended for you. I was wrong and apologize for getting our relationship off on the wrong foot.
However, I am fully confident that my habit of leaving the blinds open would've made for an equally regrettable introduction.
I hope you're just renting.