Thursday, December 22, 2005

rex's holiday memories: valentine's day 1985-86

You may be sitting there thinking that Rex L. Camino doesn’t remember back to fourth grade when you were his girlfriend for two weeks in February just to get candy on Valentine’s Day and then dumped him on February 15th. If so, you may also think that Rex doesn’t remember you doing the same damn thing the next year in fifth grade.

You would be incorrect on both counts.

You may now be thinking that the fact you currently reside in a trailer park somewhere back in Alabama with a full brood of bastard offspring and a boyfriend with a meth lab in the trailer next door is a sort of karmic justice that somehow pardons you and keeps you from Rex’s super secret, yet all too real enemies list.
It does not.


Anonymous tha b said...

you know, i'm really sorry for that back then. I should have been more thoughtful of your feelings and not just your candy...

mmmm delicious candy hearts...

tha b.

6:51 PM  
Blogger Rex L. Camino said...

I'm afraid that your apology comes a bit too late, as I have already told the proper authorities about your boyfriend's meth lab.

8:58 PM  
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2:22 PM  

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